- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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