how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Please ignore this statement.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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