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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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