- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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