- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Golf.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Jordan is pregant

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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