- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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