- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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