Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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PENIS lol

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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