Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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