A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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