How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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What's your blood type? Red.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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