- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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