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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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