- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

alert('The Game')

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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