What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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