- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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