Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Alchohol.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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