what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Feminism.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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