A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

the redsox

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Knock knock! Just kidding.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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