Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Sixty... eight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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