Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Anti Joke

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