- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

white or wheat? wheat please.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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