- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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