- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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