- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

The Qur'an

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

HOLY COW!

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

My mom

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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