- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What's half of 8? o

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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