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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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