Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

"Knock knock" Come in!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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