Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What do u call a cripple Biv

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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