- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Who wants $300? Me too.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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