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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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