- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What's 2+2? Fish

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Your're racist.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

you see theres this guy.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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