- Anti Joke

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Pickles are powerful

Waseem is a hard worker.