- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

why did the chicken cross the road

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Obama

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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