why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Women's rights.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Canada

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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An antijoke

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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