Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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