You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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