Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

field day?

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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