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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What hurts like hell? HELL

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

So a seal walks into a club.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a black man? Rob

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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