- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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