What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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rent a cops

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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