I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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XD Jackass.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Anti Joke

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