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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Where's my tractor?

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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