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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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