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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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You were born.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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