- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

class is canceled. My professor died.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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