- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Guest what? Dog

sky silverstein

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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