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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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