- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How did the black person die? Of old age

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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