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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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