A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What fires shots? A gun

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

all the kids had fun

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Ebola

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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