- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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