What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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