- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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