you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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