- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Your mom is so old she died

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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