- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

"Knock knock" Come in!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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