An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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How come anti jokes r funny

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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WNBA

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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