What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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i committed murder

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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