- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Guest what in the butt

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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