Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Hellen keller

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Knock knock Go away

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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