Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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A American seeking into mexico

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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