- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

I have an idea! You leave.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??