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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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