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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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