- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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