How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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penis

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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