You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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