- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

whats green and lives in the water

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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