- Anti Joke

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

get in the car.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos