Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

hey guys im gay

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

This is an anti- joke

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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