What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Chuck Norris.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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