What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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