Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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