- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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