- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Your sex life.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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