Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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